via sam-is-a-starkid (originally monkey-with-a-gun)
there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed
via nuggetsorgtfo (originally hilaryskank-deactivated20111113)
- band you don't like/care about: hey we're announcing a tour and we're playing in your town in the holidays and the tickets are free !!!!
- Your favorite band: Hey we're announcing a tour on the moon on a school night and tickets are £984937868 !!!!
via ohklainer (originally thevaginaofmaxhelyer)
via nuggetsorgtfo (originally atheistme)
- Friend: Oh my god I read a book once that had a sex scene in it was so weird.
- Friend: Have you ever read anything like that?
- Me:
- Friend:
- Me:
- Friend:
- Me:
- Friend:
- Me: No ew that's gross what sort of disgusting human being do you think I am how dare you accuse me of such a thing.
via ohklainer (originally earlysunsetsoverhogwarts)
via 500daysoflauren (originally bbreast)
So I was searching Omegle for roleplays yesterday, and this is what I got.
Stranger, you are a genius.
GPOY of GPOYS. RIGHT. HERE.
via ohyesyup (originally thegirlwithmanynames)
via fix-me-when-im-broke (originally coolstoryfuckface)
I’m such a loser. I’m hooked on the spanish version of Extr@. I’m on episode five. I’m even shipping characters. I need a life. p:
omg i know the feeling
German Extr@
Sam and Sascha 5va
and Nic and Sam actually
Sam and everyone
this describes my feelings xD samxeveryone!
via snowinacan (originally remembering-thursday)
via ohyesyup (originally fullsomepairoffunbags)
via im-mother-nature (originally psych-facts)
via attractivelittlewitch (originally wees-naw)
via andwinteriscoming (originally weaslette)
via fuckyeahtahorra (originally fireprincezuko)
via andwinteriscoming (originally jonwithabullet)
